Dear Holly, I vow as your buddy to be as annoying as possible so no one would even think about going near you. Unfortunately, your social life may suffer.
With love!
Mikey
I know I'm a bit of a flake, but if anything happens to my sister because you didn't entirely follow this buddy system idea when I can't be with her, I will end you.
On a positive note, I had a few guys say they are interested in rushing. Left their names in a note I put under your door.